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I don't know where this came from, and maybe I'm the last person on the planet to read it, but seeing as I have already reread it three times since I found it an hour ago, perhaps you'll get a laugh if this is your second go around.
Medical Definitions for Rednecks
Barium: What the undertaker does to 'em once the doctors are through with 'em.
Benign: What a child be after they be eight.
Cauterize: To have gotten noticed by a woman.
Cyst: To give someone in need a helpin' hand.
Dilate: It sure beats dyin' early.
Impotent: Significant and distinguished.
Node: To have been acquainted with someone in the past.
Pap Smear: To insult of belittle your own father.
Pathology: The study of trails.
Rectum: Crashed 'em and totaled 'em.
Tumor: Not just one more.
X-Rayed: For adult audiences only.
Guess this is why doctor's have to use layman's terms when talking to their patients.
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