On careers ...
Scotty: Mom, I need help deciding what to be when I grow up. I don't want to be a construction worker anymore.
Mom (relieved, surprised, acting concerned): Why not?
Scotty: Because what if they don't train me properly and I fall off a tall building?
Mom: Oh ... right. Well, I thought you and Grant were going to be inventors together.
Scotty: Yeah, but Grant is going to invent a time machine, and he said I have to be the person who tests it out. What if I get stuck in the time of the dinosaurs?!!
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On favorite books ...
Shari Brooke (gathering supplies to take to bed): Mama, where is my
Chicka, Chicka 1, 2, 3?
Mom: I'll get it for you. Is that your favorite book, Shari Berry? (I already know it's her favorite book because we read it daily, nightly, and ever-so-rightly. I just wanted to hear her say it.)
Shari Brooke: Yes, Mama.
Mom: How come?
Shari Brooke: Because it has a whole bunch of numbers in it!
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Shari Brooke is currently in a numbers obsession phase. She counts everything! She especially loves to count to 100. The other day she asked me what comes "next after 100." I told her 101. Then she continued, "102, 103, 104 ..."
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Grant was complaining about reading his fiction book. He had already spent half of his reading time with a science experiment book. Moaning, he begged, "Can't I just read the dictionary for the rest of my time?"
At this point I thought to myself, I have a child who is pleading to read the dictionary. OK, I guess that'll do. :)